Man in The Box

Posted by GK at 21:45 | 0 comments    

Life at GITAM has been far from satisfying. far from enjoyable. far from anything I experienced at school. I could list out a zillion reasons to hate this hellhole but 101 reasons can't be too few, can they?!

1. internet that's slower than a sick snail
2. power cuts - power only goes off when you're studying or LAN gaming
3. food - that even dogs would think twice about eating
4. winters without hot water - are we in college or survival camp?
5. watchmen - who think they're GOD as long as they've got a big gate to save them from our wrath ! x(
6. lecturers - who can't speak english and can't teach a subject and can't handle 60 students
7. subjects like environmental studies
8. field work - for environmental studies ?! oh well, atleast we got a look at the white tiger
9. control systems lab - SARASWATHI DARLING
10. dc machines lab - SARASWATHI DARLING
11. ac machines lab - SARASWATHI DARLING
12. people with a misplaced sense of self-respect and self-admiration
13. caste - who cares! !@#$%^&*(
14. zombie girls - in class ... they came, they sat, they left
15. cheats - uh....
16. weather - not really the college's fault, is it?
17. classrooms - yeah, great for 10 students, not bloody 65!
18. benches - that were carved by adam and eve
19. attendance - duh!
20. mids - all through the year and yet, so damn unimportant
21. principal - IIT my @$$ . madman escaped from a mental asylum
22. fines - as if the cash they're gettin ain't enuf!
23. dress code - wtf??? in college?!!!!!
24. on-campus doctor - INVISIBLE
25. bank - working times: during class hours
26. chiranjeevi - our 50 yr old dept. office 'boy'. thinks he owns the college. got neat plans for him :)
27. security uniforms - big mistake!!! they think they're the police
28. politics - dirrrrrrrrrrrtyyy politics
29. no football - what a waste of time studyin in this college
30. bonafide certificate - no issue cuz we're gonna misuse it !???? dumbf***s
31. transcripts - that are so 'genuine' universities reject them
32. letterheads - that are apparently mined at kolar... so precious
33. projector - one damn LCD projector for the whole effin' college???? Ridiculous
34. unity - we don't know what that means
35. studying like hell - books 24X7? not my style. seeing ppl like that makes me go crazy
36. boot cut pants - why be amitabh bachchan from 1971?
37. show-offs - well, you know
38. sports day - umm.... what's that?
39. cell phones - banned, of course. apart from that, they are an engg student's greatest weapon AND greatest bane.
40. parking - space for 400 bikes. 1500 bikes on campus ... can ikes climb trees?
41. gollapudi - crazy old bugger who's high on viagra pills
42. counseling - is it actually meant to be useful?
43. greenery - lesser by the day
44. printouts - ,!,, you! no prints here..get them done at home !
45. library - with no books, but a lot of fancy windows I'd like to break
46. no mascot - oh well, doesn't hurt
47. website - best ever !!! you can find phone numbers that are 4 years extinct
48. ragging - sadistic pleasures of engg students
49. murthy - our greatesshhht great college president who believes in utilising every space of land available to raise a new building
50. PD - most utterly useless classes, ever
51. vikram - the man with the golden touch.. er...no computer has ever survived him
52. drugs - sad sad sad
53. ego - you're only paid attention if you're a good bootlicker
54. BUTHULU - *****, *********, ****, ********, ************** *********, ***###***
55. road to the college - I dare you to hit 50kmph
56. time limit at nite - 10pm limit at a boys' hostel? no wonder the hostels aren't in demand
57.city sux ... boring
58. no extra curriculars
59. no culturals
60. waste of an auditorium
61. v r filth, chapatis r gods ... only a few can actually understand that bit
62. no college email address - which is embarassing
63. coach ... sorry... PT who is 60 yers old
64. bathrooms suck - like in every other college
65. water - water coolers rite beside toilets????????? where's the water comin from?!!
66. overpriced canteens
67. administration - couldn't give you 2 bytes of info if you paid them a thousand bucks!
68. ground sux - looks like an overgrazed field
69. gpa - damn it!!!
70. shankardada mbbs! jai balakrishna!
71. overcrowded by a 1000
72. partiality ... teachers ok, but office boy, watchmen?!! 11 11 11
73. alcoholics
74. cliques
75. want some info? - go see him-go see her-wait for him-go to her - wat crap
76. regional bias
77. pizza haters
78. no AC hahahha
79. projects
80. hypertension
81. bewarse
82. such a gr8 experience that no one feels bad abt leaving clg
83. first aid - absent
84. accidents - everpresent
85. tamil movies - are they actually made for people to watch?
86. ppl think you drink and do drugs cuz you're from hyd
87. only a handful - 10 - from hyd
88. buildings suck - hardly any maintenance
89. warden - the most useless word in a GITAMite's dictionary
90. who the hell r they to tel me how to keep my hair
91. the fact that i cud actually write down 90 things i hate in 15 minutes
92. the ground... not a playground.. juz ground
93. should not think about other companies if u want to atttend TCS, WIPRO, INFY
94. forgot the Lan administrator...
95. library issue timings....starts after classes and ends before them...
96. no parking near canteen
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100. 99
101. 100

Posted by GK at 14:11 | 3 comments    

i'm gettin totally addicted ... again .. to football manager .... 5 hrs non-stop now. non-football fans juz wont get the hang of it. it says i'm at an addictedness rating of "wearing underwear inside-out saves on washing" ... dumb

Posted by GK at 23:42 | 0 comments    

I juz can't think of anythin to write about. Which makes me wonder why I started blogging at all.
I gave it quite a lot of thought (wish I would think this hard about my subjects ;D) ...
1. Let me just state the obvious reason first - every old cat and her rocking-chair grandma blogs. There must be something in this, I decided.

2. Doing your BE in Vizag can get more boring than watching Shivnarine Chanderpaul bat in a test match.

3. A blog can be a really neat tool to catch the attention of ppl who don't seem to listen.

4. I'd like to say that this is a perfect place for me to share my knowledge and ideas. But the bare truth is, blogs are a nice little place for rumors, rants and revolutions (don't ask me about the last one.. juz alliteration :D)

5. Lastly, since paper and pen are rare commodities in an engg coll hostel, I figured blogging would help clear the rust that's accumulated in my very rarely used brain.

This post hasn't taken even a fourth of the time I took to think about what to post.

Next time, no time waste.. only bakwaas. :D

Cheers

Posted by GK at 21:06 | 0 comments    

This is a photo os me with some of the guys at the farewell party our juniors threw us. The party was unexpected and the party was a damp squib... literally, with the gods somehow confusing our open-air disco masti with primitive rain dance. :D

The party was more like a ragging session. There was no participation from the oh-so-boring girls and we guys were all hell-bent on scandalizing the rest of us.

There was no emotional sobbing/hugging, nothing... not that i'm complainin about it!!

We came, we ate, we...err... we left. Heck, we didn't even have the patience or the mood for a proper group photo!

Posted by GK at 20:17 | 0 comments